Archive for April, 2009

by The Great White Gypsy People who could’ve directed The Soloist better than Joe Wright: Ron Howard Any 2nd year NYU film student A French tourist with a camcorder A retarded monkey The Soloist is the story of Steve Lopez, a columnist for the Los Angeles Times who is struggling for new material.  After a […]


 by The Great White Gypsy 1.  M. Night Shayamalan The Sixth Sense was freaking awesome, with an eerie atmosphere, and one of the best plot twists up to that point.  Everything M. Night has done since then has sucked balls.  Unbreakable was the worst superhero film ever (“They call me Mr. Glass.” Are you fucking […]


by The Great White Gypsy The sci-fi horror genre should be renamed. I think a more apt title would be “guilty pleasures”. You know these films are awful, but you just freaking love them. Event Horizon, Doomsday, anything by Sam Raimi or John Carpenter. You’re always slow to admit you watched them, and even slower […]


by The Great White Gypsy X-men Origins: Wolverine – Directed by Gavin Hood, Written by David Benioff You wouldn’t think that the guy who directed Tsotsi and Rendition would be asked to start off the Origins spinoffs, but he was.  Goes back to the very beginning of Wolverine, whose past has always been shrouded in […]


Ok. I know, I’m kinda late on this one. Jake One’s eclectic album, White Van Music dropped in 2008. And I usually try to keep the music section pretty current. But for some unknown reason, I only heard the album yesterday. And I feel like I have to write about it. So until I get […]


So I’ve decided to compile a list my most overrated musicians of all time. Usually, I’d put something like this in our High Fidelity category and just do a Top 5 or Top 10. But I’ve decided to do this on an artist-by-artist basis and post them as they come to me. I know these […]


I’m nearing the 1 year anniversary of my marriage to my terrific wife Ashley. And, of course, I’m focused on all things nuptial. That being the case, my morbid curiosity forced me to read an article about the marriage of an 8 year old. My initial reaction was, “There was no way in hell that […]